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15-05-2013, 08:00 PM | #6772 |
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Hai Paul.
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15-05-2013, 08:07 PM | #6773 |
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In camin, doi tipi se duc la dusuri, dar isi dau seama ca au uitat sapunurile. Asa ca unul din ei se intoarce in pielea goala, in fuga, in camera ia doua sapunuri si fuge spre dusuri. Pe culoar se intalneste cu 3 blonde. Ca sa nu se faca de ras, se preface ca e statuie. Ajung tipele in dreptul lui si incep sa comenteze. - Ce o fi asta? intreaba una. A doua, uitandu-se la penisul tipului, zice: - Poate ca ar trebui sa tragem de manerul asta. Trage ea si tipul scapa un sapun. - Aaa, ia uite, e distribuitor de sapunuri, zice prima. - Ooo, sa încerc si eu, zice a doua si trage si ea pana cand tipul scapa si al doilea sapun. - Acum e randul meu, zice a treia blonda si incepe sa traga si sa traga si sa traga... Tipa tot trage si, la un moment dat, spune: - Ia uite, are si sapun lichid.
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15-05-2013, 09:02 PM | #6774 |
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O femeie dă un anunţ la matrimoniale: "Caut bărbat cu următoarele calităţi: să nu mă bată, să nu fugă de la mine şi să fie bun în pat."
Primeşte multe telefoane, dar un tip vine chiar la uşă: - Bună, sunt Bob. Nu am mâini, deci n-o să te bat şi nu am picioare, deci n-am cum să fug. - Şi de unde ştiu eu că eşti bun în pat? - Am sunat la uşă, nu-i aşa?
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15-05-2013, 09:40 PM | #6776 |
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Le stiu pe amandoua...
Oricum, vot kevin.
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15-05-2013, 09:41 PM | #6777 |
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Le stiu pe amandoua..totusi cel a lui kevin este mai reusit :P
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15-05-2013, 09:44 PM | #6778 |
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15-05-2013, 10:12 PM | #6779 |
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Hai Cata. ( eu stiam ca pana la 3 voturi. Daca gresesc, sa se continuie votarea)
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16-05-2013, 12:35 PM | #6780 |
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Pana la 3 voturi e.
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