12-02-2012, 07:19 PM | #5871 |
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La ce e bun amorul dimineata
Tanara si apetisanta mea sotie statea dimineata in bucatarie, pregatindu-ne ca de obicei 4 oua fierte moi, paine prajita cu unt si suc de portocale pentru micul dejun, imbracata doar cu un T-shirt scurt pe ea, cu care si dormise. Asa cum am intrat, aproape adormit, ea s-a aplecat misterios spre mine: - Ar trebui sa faci dragoste cu mine incepand din acest moment! - Uau! Ochii mi s-au luminat brusc, sunt oare treaz sau inca visez? Atunci nu poate sa fie decat ziua mea norocoasa! Am imbratisat-o si apoi a fost ceva minunat, chiar acolo, pe masa din bucatarie. La final, ea mi-a spus un tandru "Multumesc!" si s-a intors iute spre aragaz, cu tricoul inca in jurul gatului. Fericit, dar un pic derutat, am intrebat: - Ce a fost asta? Si mi-a explicat: - Stii, s-a stricat cronometrul si nu stiam cat timp sa fierb ouale...
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12-02-2012, 08:52 PM | #5872 |
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Vot Catalin.
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17-02-2012, 11:23 AM | #5875 |
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Nu mai voteaza nimeni ?
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19-02-2012, 11:04 AM | #5876 |
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19-02-2012, 09:38 PM | #5877 |
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20-02-2012, 09:50 PM | #5878 |
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Urmatorul care posteaza intra in concurs.
Un roman in tren. Se relaxeaza omul, isi scoate pantofii si incalta o pereche de papuci comozi, cand observa in locul din stanga un ungur, in locul din dreapta un ungur. Dupa juma de ora romanu politicos catre unguri: - Eu ma duc sa iau o bere, voi vreti ceva?Unguru din stanga: - Da, o cola fara gheata.Dupa ce pleca sa ia bauturile unguru din stanga ii ia un pantof si trage o flegma sanatoasa in pantof si il pune la loc. Aduce romanu bauturile, dupa juma de ora ii intreaba din nou. Unguru din dreapata: - Mie adu-mi o cola cu gheata.Romanu pleaca dupa bauturi, unguru din dreapta trage o flegma in celalalt pantof. Inainte de destinatie, romanu isi pune pantofii si isi da seama de situatzie, dupa care politicos li se adreseaza: - Ma intreb oare cand o sa inceteze ura asta dintre romani si unguri, cand o sa putem sa ne purtam si noi civilizat, fara sa tragem flegme in pantofi, fara sa ne pi*am in cola...
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21-02-2012, 10:23 AM | #5879 |
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- Tata, poti sa scrii pe intuneric?
- Hai sa incercam, Bula! - Bine, tata, am stins becul. Acum semneza carnetul de note |
21-02-2012, 11:16 AM | #5880 |
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