06-02-2012, 03:46 PM | #5861 |
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Aline, nu te-am vazut de ceva timp...hai cu un banc .
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08-02-2012, 02:13 PM | #5862 |
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Nu ma lasa timpul sa mai intru si pe aici, dar o provocare din partea ta nu o pot refuza niciodata:
Se da o lege, cum ca orice barbat,care are copii din relatii extraconjugale,au obligatia de a-i lua acasa.Un sofer de tir,venind acasa dintr-o cursa,aduce cu el un baiat.Nedumerita,nevasta il intreaba: -Al cui e copilul,barbate? Barbatul ii excplica ca e al lui si comform noii legi,a trebuit sa-l ia acasa.Dupa care o intreaba: Apropo,dar fata noastra unde e? La care nevasta raspunde: -A luat-o vecinul acasa.
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08-02-2012, 10:25 PM | #5863 |
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Mersi Aline, nu ma lasi tu la greu .
La bancă Un om, pleaca de la serviciu in pauza de masa, si, grabit, da o fuga la banca sa plateasca o factura. Ajunge la banca, intra si vede fericit ca nu mai e nimeni… Se apropie de ghiseu: - Buna ziua… am de platit o factura, va rog! Casierita: - Va rog sa va intoarceti la coada, si sa va asteptati randul, ca toata lumea… Omul nostru, nedumerit, se uita in jur, iese din banca, apoi intra din nou, tot nimeni… asteapta putin, apoi merge la casierie: - Buna ziua… am de platit o factura, va rog. Casierita il invita iar sa astepte la coada pana-i vine randul… la care omul nostru se intinde peste ghiseu si-i arde o palma sanatoasa! Casierita, zbuciumata: - Cine-a dat? Omul nostru raspunde: - Nu stiu, nu vezi ce aglomeratie e aici?
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09-02-2012, 02:35 PM | #5865 |
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Razor.
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09-02-2012, 05:34 PM | #5867 |
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Vot Razor !
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09-02-2012, 06:49 PM | #5868 |
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Thanks ... in continuare il provoc pe Catalin.
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11-02-2012, 10:00 AM | #5869 |
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Sa posteze oricine, Catalin vad ca nu raspunde.
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12-02-2012, 02:45 PM | #5870 |
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Imi cer scuze c-am intarziat.
Doi studenti de la ASE (tip si tipa) sunt impreuna, intr-o camera de hotel(erau la munte. Pe la miezul noptii, studentul zice: - Actiunile sunt in crestere! - Imi pare rau, dar BURSA este inchisa! raspunde ea. Dupa vreo cateva minute, iar: - Actiunile cresc tot mai mult! - Imi pare rau, BURSA este inchisa! Si iar... - Actiunile au atins nivelul maxim! - Imi pare rau, BURSA este inchisa. Dupa cateva minute, dupa ce se mai gandeste putin, tipa zice: - S-a deschis BURSA! - Imi pare rau, am vandut actiunile pe sub mana!
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